APPLY FOR A RAT THAT IS PARTICULARLY GIGANTIC

I have decided to do the Giant Rat email service on an application basis. This is so I can prevent Dave Mathews from signing up, as well as spammers and can also keep people from having 5 email addresses. I only have so many and I have decided to conserve. Also, I have to sign you up manuelly, myself. When you fill out that form to sign up, it emails me your information and then I create the account for you. Austomation is too expensive. I should let you know, though, that what ever you choose as your password, I am going to see it. I have tried to find a way around this, but I am not a computer nerd, and that's just how it works right now. How ever, I give you my solomn oath that I will not ever use it. I have no need to, and your email is probably pretty boring anyways. So what good what do me to look??? I will also not tell any one your password. If i do, you can sue me for $500. The last thing you should know is that I will have your password on file. That way, you can let me know if you forgot your password. Please read the FAQ for more information.

So anyhoo, please allow 24-48 hours for your account to be accepted. If you give me another email address of yours, I will email you there to let you know it has been turned on (and I hope that turns YOu on), or if you've been... rejected!


What The Hell Is Your Name?:
Name Your Giant Rat:
@giantrats.com
Pass O' Word O': (should be 8 letters, and have numbers, please.)
And Why The Hell Should I Give You An Account?:

Your Current Email:
And do you agree to call me on my birthday? (12/7/79)