Here you go! Every performer or entertainer needs a news letter!!! This is mine. Not only that, but each issue is also filled with a bunch of crap that is supposed to be interesting. It serves double as a replacement for my old mailing list, but in my adult years. By all means, feel free to subscribe. I will publish your letters, we will keep in touch, and a lot of people really enjoy it, so I'm told. Particularly college students who are supposed to be studying. Don't ask me why, I'd never read this crap. Word to the mutha!

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