49: Death of The Monkey Brain In The Closet
Fri, Apr 28, 2006 12:30 Nite


Hi Darlings and Darlettes. I am in Chicago right now, and waking up after a drunken evening of god knows what. But man, I had vodka tea last night. I had my favorite polish potato vodka, which i've been missing this whole tour, and added a tea bag, and... Man!! What a night!!! I have no idea!!!

LOOOOOOOOKKKK::::::: An article about me!! A whole fucking article!!!
http://www.metrotimes.com/editorial/story.asp?id=9151

Anyhoo, this is a quick note to tell y'all to tell your friends about two remaining shows on my current tour of north america:

4/29 Ann Arbor*
4/30 Detroit**

* Its part of Tottaly Awesome Fest. I am going on 5-5:30, it is at 607 n.river street in ypsilanti, mi. if you need more specifics, let me know!
if you want to see the schedule of stuff happening, go to:www.totallyawesome.org/TAF2
I have to wake up at 6 am tomorrow to get there, so you'd better be there, even if you live in The Congo. or at least tell your friends.

** According to the article about me: at Club Bart, 22726 Woodward Ave., Ferndale; 248-548-8746. With Paul and the Gaming Guild, Green Army Men; $5.

Ok, so that's all well and good. But what about the letters section. In the next issue, I will print YOUR letter but in this issue, I'm ressponding to this one, from Ash H of Jazzman, HN:

[Dear Lance,]
lance i'm glad to read yr tour is going well

take care &
don't forget to eat a lot
and dress for the weather

[Love,]
ash

Dear Ash,

Thanks.

Love,
Lance

Anyhoo, I hope you are all doing swell.

Lots of Love,
The Satin In Your Panties,
Lance Romañce

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