I have 2 CDs that I made. If you would like to buy either of them, you can buy them here. You can listen to the first three tracks on mp3 in the MP3 section of this site. If you like those, than you should by all means order my CDs for only 5 bucks. You can oder here with any major credit card or send me a money order or something. If you get my CD and don't like it, you can return it for a refund. If you have any questions, email me at tendonitus@giantrats.com.

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		Lance Romañce Anthologies
		Preorder the upcoming comp. of unreleased songs. • 38 Tracks!!!! • • 80 Minutes • • Free Shipping! • view track list Just $6! ORDER NOW!

		Titty Titty Yum Yum
		Lance's Long Awaited Second Album! • 18 Songs • • 45 Minutes • • Free Shipping • view track list Just $5! ORDER NOW!

		Lance Romañce Click Pen
		The Ultimate practical collectable!!! • Black Ink in A Green Pen • • Nice rubber finger grip! • • Free Shipping • $1.25! ORDER NOW! Click here for larger picture Note: Pen may feature a different tag line than the one pictured.

		Gratuity For Lance
		I make no money at all when you mail order my stuff, so a gratuity would be very appreciated. Available in 2 denominations: $1 or $5 For a larger gratuity, increase the quanity on the order form

		SONNETS SET TO MUSIC
		sorry, but its CURRENTLY OUT OF PRINT!

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