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Lance Romañce Anthologies
Preorder the upcoming comp. of unreleased songs.
• 38 Tracks!!!! •
• 80 Minutes •
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Just $6!

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Titty Titty Yum Yum
Lance's Long Awaited Second Album!
• 18 Tracks •
• 45 Minutes •
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Just $5!

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Lance Romañce Click Pen
The Ultimate practical collectable!!!
• Black Ink in A Green Pen •
• Nice rubber finger grip! •
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I make no money at all when you
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Shirts are available here, yes they are.

Now the way the credit card thing works is you fill out a form and then it is sent to a company who accepts credit cards for small businesses. They then take a small comission and send me a check. They also let me know that you placed an order, so I grab what you ordered from my pile, and then go to the post office and mail it to you or who ever you tell me to mail it to. By contractual aggreement, I must also tell you that this company is called CCNow, and you can find out more about them by clicking on their logo below.

Please allow 2 to 3 weeks for your Lance Romañce stuff to arrive. It will probably be there quicker, it could be there within a day or two, but i say 2 to 3 weeks to be safe. I send everything via book rate mail. A lot of it depnds on where you live.

If you don't like the product, you may send it back. Just send it back and you will be refunded. You should also email me to let me know you are sending it back. Unfortunately, I can not be responsable for return shipping charges, so you have to cover those. It is for this reason i recomend that if you don't like it, you should just give it to somebody else.

If you have any questions, email me at tendonitus@giantrats.com