177: Egg Salad
1:17:00 4\27Nite

Hello all, welcome back from your malinium. Were you as disapointed as I that nothing happonmd??? No big explosions, riots, hunger...... I was quite disappointed. Well, if your wondering why nothing happoned, turn to your local moron who will tell you "the melinium isnt until next year." The morons were right!!! What this means is that all the explosions and computers breaking and riots will be NEXT new years eve, because thats when the mellinium really is.

Here are some rough verses i have written for a new song that is unfinnished:

theres no one in my life
i like more than my wife
except for jenny (jenny, jenny)

my wife is fantastic
no one is more fantastic
except for jenny (jenny, jenny)

theres nothing more great
than taking my wife on a date
except for jenny (jenny, jenny)

my wife has sex appeal
and she cooks a great meal
but not like jenny (jenny jenny)

my wife takes the kids to school
in a car pool
and so does jenny (jenny jenny)

when i get my pay check
she doesn't take one cent
so i spend it on jenny (jenny, jenny)

my wife is pretty kean
about keeping my house clean
and so is jenny (julie julie)

my wife is true to me
she only sleeps with me
just like jenny (jenny, jenny)

when i come home every day
i find a steak on my plate
made by jenny (jenny, jenny)

when i'm supposed to be at work
i'm in jenny's shirt
oh jenny (jenny jenny)

when i need some loven
or something from the oven
i go to jenny (jenny jenny)

my wife is good
my wife is the best
but jenny's got
a bigger chest

My web site has a LOT of new things: I have added Electronic Post Cards, which are still in their early phase, I have added the first generation of photographs of me, I have added a search to the mailing list archive, so you can search ALL my mailing lists for that special one you got mentioned in a few years back, i have added a section for links to other sites (so let me know if you want me to add yours), The Real World has been replaced by Behind The Music, the biolagy has been completely revamped, the message boards have been reset, the address buck has been some what revamped, and there is more to come. Head on over to www.giantrats.com and check it all out.

Hear is my FINAL rundown of the 15 best mainstreem albums of the 1990s. They are in no particular5 order. Except the first one, which is the best album of the decade, the others are random order. Fuck you, Matt Rufo. These are only mainstreem:

1. Blood Sugar Sex Magic - Red Hot Chilli Peppers
2. In Utero - Nirvana
3. To Bring You My Love - PJ Harvey
4. Debut - Bjork
5. The Chronic - Dr. Dre
6. Automatic For The People - REM
7. Rage Against The Machine - Rage Against The Machine
8. Sailing The Seas Of Cheese - Primus
9: Pablo, Honey - Radio Head
10. Dookie - Green Day
11. Vs. - Pearl Jam
12. New Miserable Experience - Gin Blossoms
13. Apollo 18 - They Might Be Giants
14. Tiny Music - Stone Temple Pilots
15. Last Splash - Breeders

And thats it for now. As you know, i havent been much in the mailing list writing mood as of late, so see you later and thank you, ass hole!!!!

The Potatoe Pooper,
Lance Romañce

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