150: I've Made A CD!
2;22;99 2\45Morn
Good evening Ladies and gentalmen. I would like to start off this issue by dedicating to the late Gene Siskal, of Siskal and Ebert fame (the guys who give 2 thumbs up or down or disagree on movies, if you dont know who thery are. Gene died on Saturday at age 53 of, i think, a brain tumor. I'm not sure of that, but none the less, i dedicate this issue in his memory.

Well, you read right, lads and lassies. Your dear Lance has burned him self a CD. And, here to tell you about it is our good friend, FAQ:

Q: WHAT'S THE CD CALLED?
A: Sonnets Set To Music

Q: CAN I GET A COPY?
A: Not yet. I onlyt have one copy. Besides, its only half way done.

Q: HALF WAY DONE?
A: Yes. I am aiming for a 60 minute album, this one is only 25 minutes.

Q: WHEN WILL IT BE DONE THEN?
A: I figure it will be done with in a month or so. However, my tape recorder is currently broken so thats kind of holding me up a bit, i cant do much till its fixed. Then after the CD is completed, I have to save up my money to get it reproduced.

Q: HOW DID YOU MAKE A CD?
A: A kid down the hall from me has a CD burner and he let me use it.

Q: I THOUGHT YOU HATED CDs. WHY DIDNT YOU MAKE A RECORD?
A: This is true. But, the sad truth of the matter is a lot of people dont have regular access to a record player. I figured that witha CD, more people would be able to hear it. I do hope to release it on record some day, with extra tracks only available on vinal.

Q: HOW MANY SONGS HAVE YOU RECORDED?
A: 12

Q: WHAT SONGS ARE ON THE ALBUM?

1. Yernal, Yernal (My Love Is Astounding)
2. The Water Song
3. Carolina
4. The One Thing I Miss
5. I'm Happy
6. Sexy Bowler Girl
7. Testing The 8-Track
8. You Be The Singer (And Make Up Words)
9. 13

Q: WHAT HAPPOND TO THE OTHER 3 SONGS?
A: They sucked.

Q: DO YOU HAVE MP3s?
A: Yes, every song is available in MP3. List member Eric R. is lending me some space on his FTP site to store the MP3s, where you will be able to download them. The site is not ready yet.

And thats it for now. Any questions you have about the recording??? Send them in!!!

The first letter this week is from list member Dick M. of Allanis, Morisette:

Lance:

What's all this controversy with the teletubbies?

Dick


Dear Dick,
The telatubies have created a lot of contraversey because some people feel that they are stupid. I my self think they are fantastic. This is reminisent of the Barney contraversey you might remember from a few years back. For more information, visit http://www.liberty.edu/chancellor/nlj/feb99/politics2.htm
Love,
Lance

The 2nd letter this week is from Pete M. of Willy, Wonka:

noob noob,

i cant believe that you think that mst3k is a terrible show!!! i meean,
just watch it some nite, the tv show. it is MUCH better than the
movie. actually, the older episodes are really great, when the original
guy, joel, was on, not this prick mike. grrrr. i guess that you're
right. i usually only watch good episodes, having my friend bring them
to me. but, yes, it would have been better if Ren and Stimpy was still
around. but i didnt have a computer then, so i couldnt do anything
about it. but what we can do is have a petition to have dogs banned
from tv. maybe we can go around boston trying to get people to sign it.
i know, ill come up to your place the first week in march which is when
i have break. HEY EVERYBODY!! WHEN DO YOU HAVE BREAK? EMAIL ME AND
TELL ME!!! anyway, i would like to have a copy of your album. if you
dont have it it IS 178 WALLACE ST, PROV RI, 02909. now you know, and
knowing is 50% of the aforementioned batle. remember: never pet a
burning dog.

koncha,

pete :)


Dear Pete,
I knew youd see it my way.
Love,
Lance

Send me some mail!

Q: WHAT DID YOU DO THIS WEEKEND?
A: I went back to providence Friday night with these 2 dorkey cats from Berklee to see the Royal Crowns as well as other local bands. THey were pretty good, but there was this one band there that was called The Pull Tabs and they were awsome. They had in your ear clerk Dennis Murphey of Boss Fuel on slide lap guitar and they were awsome. ALl the bands there that night were punk bands, which isnt a bad thing at all, but the pull tabs were like half country and half hawallin and they were just awsome. Then i spent the night at one of the dorkey cats sister's apt, she goes to brown. Then we went to breakfast at Louies and then i went home and then i went to In Your Ear and then i went to the creamery and then i went to kenedy plaza to meet nonlistmember Rockabilly Pat and list member Nate D. for a slice of pizza and off to another crowns show. Thats where we ran in to Reena and Hiedy and Allissa and some guy and this girl named Erin who gave me her number and told me to see the evil twins. This show started off with the Duckey Boys, who i liked all right. I forget who was next. But then were the Frantic Flat tops, a rockabilly band who were awsome!!! List member Derik Y was there too. SO was Dick M. Then after the show we talked to the crowns then i talked to dennis from the pull tabs and we talked to one of the guys from the frantic flat tops, then headed off for the silver top diner. Then we tried to find a bowling ally but we couldnt so we went home and i didnt get in till 4 so that was good and then i came back up top boston today and thats that. word.

Hey, next weekend my parents are going out of town so come to my house, please.

HEY!!! I think this list is starting to suckl again! WHat should i write about????

Anyways, until next time write letters. See ya later, crocadile.

Love,
An OJ Simpson Supporter,
Lance Romañce


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