147: That Enema Was Fab!
2;2;99 11\14Nite
Hi, kids!!!! Let me tell you bout my weekend in new york.

Me and list membaer Dick M. left thursday afternoon for new york city. We went up on the train for a couple hours then arrived at penn station at about 5.15. I was really really hungry so we went over to roy rogers where i had a bacon chease burger meal. We then left penn station for the port authority, stopping on the way at The New Yorker, a hotel, to check our bags. Then we continued to the port authority, where some fellow helpped us find our way to the right bus. We took the new jersey transit bus down to the Continentil Arena in e. rutherford, NJ, where rage against the machine was holding their bennifit concert for Karim Abdul Jabaar. We figured this would be a pretty good concert, because rage against the machine and the beastie boys would both be there, and plus this concert was pro black panthers and anti-cops. That was enough right there!!! But on top of that the show was contriversial, which ment bombs and explosions and protesters..... well, no such luck. No bombs, no protesters. The only politoical people there were people were supporting the black panthers, which was the side we were all ready on, meaning no conflict. But the show went on. Chumbawumba were the MCs for the evening, which also featured preformances by black sun and bad religion, as well as Chuck D. of Public Enemy giving a speech and going "fuck you i wont do what you tell me" along side rage against the machine. Well, that was pretty cool, but the concert wasnt that great otherwise. There wasnt much energy. But it wasnt bad, im glad i went. We had a 3rd ticket though so we sold it to some kid named Ben who will return later. But anyways, we went and got in line for the bus back to the port authority in new york. We were in line for at least an hour, maybe more, then we finbely got back to the port authority. Me and dick walked down to the New Yorker to pick up our bags and to call listmember Lani R, who brooklyn apartment was where were staying. Lani has to get up early in the morning and by the time we called, which was about 12.30 or so, she was very very sleepy. Well, she had to stay up because we mouldnt be in brooklyn for about another hour. So we took the F train to brooklyn and found Laqni's apt and ran the bell. BUZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Then Lani came down. Lani must have been super tired because her eyes were half closed. The were so half closed that she looked chinese!!!! she really did!!!! Well, she let us in to her apt and there was a fold out couch folded out and lani went right to sleep so we did too. I didn't fall asleep until about maybe another hour.

Now, list member Lani R. is to turtles as I am to hippopotomouses. The only difference is she has two pet turtles. In the morning, before leaving for work, i kind of herd lani walking around, but not really cause i was still asleep. You know how that is. Well, next thing ya know, Lani decided to feed the turtles. Well, that was a mistake because she has a cat too and feeding the turtles ment stepping on her cat's tail. The cat yelled "yowsers!" and Lani let out a shreak, which awoke me (i wake up when ever some body yells yowsers). I saw Lani scurry over to feed her turtles, which is how i figured out what happond. I tried to go back to sleep but i couldnt, so i sat up and said hi to lani and we talked but i forget really. Then Lani left for work. I thought i would read one of her magazines but i didnt feel like reading, but i was bored, so i just went back to sleep instantly. A little while later, her brother woke up, i could here is boots, but again i was a sleep and stayed asleep, just hoping he wouldnt say yowsers, and i woke up at about 11 or so and Lani's apt. was empty. I decided that i would take a shower. I went into the bathroom, and immediately did the same thing i always do when i am in a girl's bathroom: look for feminine products. In 3 seconds flat i spotted them on top of the toilet, and hopped in the shower!!! Lani has one of those hand held showers. Bravo!!! Then out of the shower, dick was awake and was lissening to Bobby Darrin. Then dick hopped in the shower and i looked at all the paintings and pictures on Lani's walls. Then I started looking for something to eat. Man, lani didnt have any thing!!! no milk, no cerial!!! not even good ol' some peperment spice!! Well, i gave up. Then i called listmember Eric R. at NYU but he wasnt home so li left a message. Then Dick finished his shower and he came out and then we called David Letterman to try to see if we could get stand by tickets, but no luck, letterman doesnt tape on fridays. We were gonna try Conan too but found the same problem. So we just set out to explore new york.

Lani left her keys to the apt. with for us so we could sleep later and lock the door when we left. The deal was i would have to mail Lani back her keys. Well, no sooner did we lock the door and walk to the end of the block then we met somebody who offerred to return Lani's keys for us. So I gave the man Lani's address and her keys and thanked him. What a nice man. He didnt charge me, so it was much cheaper than mailing the keys and faster too. So we left him the keys and hopped on the train for the city. Ah, time for greak fast. I got a cheasburger at the Manhatten Deli and Dick got 2 slices of peperoni pizza. Well, that was a mistake bacsue the place got held up while we there. Then a dragon flew in and saved us!! Hooray! Well, the draggon took us back to california where it was the surfing champion. So he took us surfing. Dick took a big wipe out and died. Well, when the draggon took me back to new york i was alone and bewildered. So i found that kid that we met last night at the concert, Ben, who we sold our extra ticket to. He made me a fake ID. That night we went to a jazz club in greenich village called Smalls and then the next day i got kicked out of a strip club. Rats. And that was my trip.

The first letter is from federal rooster metalaphonist Jon S. of Sqid, Ink, a list member:

ben-
I check my e-mail very infreaquently here in Israel, where I am for the year studying and fucking around. Hearing that the Roosters will be recording is great news. I've been playing guitar in a band over here that was practicing in a bomb shelter for a while, which was pretty phat. I've also been learning to play th Oud, which is a random arab instrument simular to a Lute. Perhaps when I return to the states in June I can lay down some tracks with the old band on the Oud. Or perhaps I'll even pick up the metalaphone again and kick it back classic Roosters style.

jon

Dear Jon,
Ok, well this sounds entrancing. I have recorded 2 and a half more songs in the past week, meaning a total of 5 and a half recorded songs. There might be more too!!! Me and Geo actualy recorded our Tribute To OJ SImpson in 1996, as well as some others but i forget. I am gonna finish recording as much as i can this month, put it on CD and submit it to Heavy Rotation Records which is searching Berklee for new bands, but their dead line is March 1. So i will record as much as i can for the next 2 weeks and turn in the CD early. I probably wont finish this album till spring. However, a lot of the songs would sound much better if they were played with people who could actualy play all the instruments, insted of all by me, so this will probably wind up being just demos, then us roosters will get together again later and record the album. But we've said we would do that before, so in case we dont, we have this album that i've been putting together. I have also been writing many a new songs as of late. Every thing goes well. But be prepared to get your metaliphone out by summer.
Love,
Lance

The 2nd letter is from listmember Eric R. of Go, Away:

I can't beat .25 yet...my roommate got .17 twice.

- Aisys (aisys@hyperreal.org)

Dear Eric,
I got a million!!!
Love,
Lance

Send in some more letters!!!!

Well, in the news, I have 2 new fiancé's: list member Lauen S. and non list member Leslie P. This gives me a total of 4. Last week i did forget to sned happy birthday shots out to list members Shannon A. and Tyler E, rooster bassist. Also, I do believe it is the birthday around now of list member Jen G. So happy birthday, yall!!!!!

And lastly, as promissed, a new episode of the real world. This is an IM between me and this guy who IMed me who i really dont know, though i do believe i know his name, i just plain old dont know him. SO he starts IMing me. He used a couple different screen names so I've put the IMs together so its just one IM, so when you see his name changing, thats why. Its been edited for chronelgogecy, but nothing else. And ways, here it is:

1;4;99 11\25Nite
xABO2000 (11\25Nite): hey faggot
HippoBreth (11\26Nite): hey sexthy
xABO2000 (11\26Nite): what r u queer
HippoBreth (11\26Nite): since i met you
HippoBreth (11\26Nite): why do you ask?
HippoBreth (11\26Nite): do you want me?
xABO2000 (11\26Nite): yea, you must take it up the ass ben
HippoBreth (11\26Nite): you want me to take yours?
xABO2000 (11\27Nite): FAGFAGGOT!!!GOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\27Nite): FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\27Nite): FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\27Nite): FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\27Nite): FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\27Nite): FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\27Nite): FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\27Nite): FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\27Nite): FAGGOT!!!
HippoBreth (11\27Nite): if you say so
xABO2000 (11\27Nite): FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\27Nite): FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\27Nite): FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\27Nite): FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\27Nite): FAGGOT!!!
HippoBreth (11\27Nite): FAGGOT!!!
HippoBreth (11\27Nite): FAGGOT!!!
HippoBreth (11\27Nite): FAGGOT!!!FAGGOT!!!
HippoBreth (11\27Nite): FAGGOT!!!
HippoBreth (11\27Nite): FAGGOT!!!
HippoBreth (11\27Nite): FAGGOT!!!
HippoBreth (11\27Nite): FAGGOT!!!
HippoBreth (11\27Nite): FAGGOT!!!
HippoBreth (11\27Nite): FAGGOT!!!
HippoBreth (11\27Nite): FAGGOT!!!FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\28Nite): FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\28Nite): FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\28Nite): FAGGOT!!!
HippoBreth (11\28Nite): FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\28Nite): FAGGOT!!!
HippoBreth (11\28Nite): FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\28Nite): FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\28Nite): FAGGOT!!!
HippoBreth (11\28Nite): FAGGOT!!!
HippoBreth (11\28Nite): FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\28Nite): FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\28Nite): FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\28Nite): FAGGOT!!!
HippoBreth (11\28Nite): FAGGOT!!!
HippoBreth (11\28Nite): FAGGOT!!!
HippoBreth (11\29Nite): you just cant get enough of me
xABO2000 (11\29Nite): FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\29Nite): FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\29Nite): FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\29Nite): FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\29Nite): FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\29Nite): FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\29Nite): FAGGOT!!!
HippoBreth (11\29Nite): you really cant
xABO2000 (11\29Nite): FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\29Nite): FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\29Nite): FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\29Nite): FAGGOT!!!FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\29Nite): FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\29Nite): FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\29Nite): FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\29Nite): FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\29Nite): FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\29Nite): FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\29Nite): FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\30Nite): FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\30Nite): FAGGOT!!!FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\30Nite): FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\30Nite): FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\30Nite): FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\30Nite): FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\30Nite): FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\31Nite): FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\31Nite): FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\31Nite): FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\31Nite): FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\31Nite): FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\31Nite): FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\31Nite): FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\31Nite): FAGGOT!!!
xABO2000 (11\31Nite): FAGGOT!!!
HippoBreth (11\31Nite): look, your the faggot so just shut up. comke up with a new insult, arther
HippoBreth (11\32Nite): look, your the faggot so just shut up. comke up with a new insult, arther

1;7;99 1\53Morn
xABO2000 (1\53Morn): what r u a fuckin loser
xABO2000 (1\53Morn): u r always out here
xABO2000 (1\53Morn): dont u ever leave your house
xABO2000 (1\54Morn): r u a fuckin loser
xABO2000 (1\54Morn): i think you need a life
xABO2000 (1\55Morn): FAGGOT
xABO2000 (1\55Morn): FAGGOT
xABO2000 (1\55Morn): FAGGOT
xABO2000 (1\55Morn): FAGGOT
xABO2000 (1\55Morn): FAGGOT
xABO2000 (1\55Morn): FAGGOT
xABO2000 (1\55Morn): FAGGOT
xABO2000 (1\55Morn): FAGGOT
xABO2000 (1\55Morn): FAGGOT
xABO2000 (1\55Morn): FAGGOT
xABO2000 (1\55Morn): FAGGOT
xABO2000 (1\56Morn): FAGGOT
xABO2000 (1\56Morn): FAGGOT
xABO2000 (1\56Morn): FAGGOT
xABO2000 (1\56Morn): FAGGOT
xABO2000 (1\56Morn): FAGGOT
xABO2000 (1\56Morn): FAGGOT
xABO2000 (1\56Morn): FAGGOT
xABO2000 (1\56Morn): FAGGOT
xABO2000 (1\56Morn): FAGGOT
xABO2000 (1\56Morn): FAGGOT
xABO2000 (1\56Morn): FAGGOTFAGGOT
xABO2000 (1\56Morn): FAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOT
xABO2000 (1\56Morn): FAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOT
xABO2000 (1\56Morn): FAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOT
xABO2000 (1\56Morn): FAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOT
xABO2000 (1\56Morn): FAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOT
xABO2000 (1\56Morn): FAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOT
xABO2000 (1\57Morn): FAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOT
xABO2000 (1\57Morn): FAGGOT
xABO2000 (1\57Morn): FAGGOT
xABO2000 (1\57Morn): FAGGOT
xABO2000 (1\57Morn): FAGGOT
xABO2000 (1\57Morn): FAGGOT
HippoBreth (1\57Morn): Hey whats up?
xABO2000 (1\57Morn): FAGGOT
HippoBreth (1\57Morn): how ya doin?
xABO2000 (1\58Morn): FAGGOT
xABO2000 (1\58Morn): you must have friends
xABO2000 (1\58Morn): thats what you lance the romance think comes from
HippoBreth (1\59Morn): if you saay so
xABO2000 (1\59Morn): you probly have no friends so you have no one to talk to so you have to write it down to all you pretend aol friends
HippoBreth (1\59Morn): yep thats what i do
xABO2000 (1\59Morn): your probly some fat slob that sits in front of his computer all day
HippoBreth (1\59Morn): and i jack off a lot
xABO2000 (2\00Morn): your such a loser you have no come back
xABO2000 (2\00Morn): you must be a idiot
HippoBreth (2\00Morn): yeah, thats causae i cant think of pone
HippoBreth (2\00Morn): yeah, i probably am
xABO2000 (2\00Morn): yea
HippoBreth (2\00Morn): yea
xABO2000 (2\00Morn): your a fuckin bright one
HippoBreth (2\01Morn): no im an idiot
xABO2000 (2\01Morn): you must of not gotton far oin school
HippoBreth (2\01Morn): we all ready agreed on that
xABO2000 (2\01Morn): why is that what your father and mother call you
HippoBreth (2\01Morn): school?
HippoBreth (2\01Morn): no my father and mother are dead
xABO2000 (2\02Morn): were u beaten alot when you were growing up
HippoBreth (2\02Morn): i beat my self, we went through this
xABO2000 (2\02Morn): your mom and da probably look at you when you were born and killed themselves
HippoBreth (2\02Morn): no they got killed by their drug dealer
xABO2000 (2\03Morn): either that or they found out how much of a loser you turned out to be so they killed themselves
HippoBreth (2\03Morn): why do you think they were on drugs?
xABO2000 (2\04Morn): i cant even talk to you you make no fuckin sence
HippoBreth (2\04Morn): yeah, faggotys are hard to understand
xIncogneto (2\04Morn): hi
HippoBreth (2\04Morn): ooooh, youve started a gang
xIncogneto (2\05Morn): huh
HippoBreth (2\05Morn): you put the x in front of all your names
HippoBreth (2\05Morn): your in a cult
HippoBreth (2\05Morn): cults are cool
xIncogneto (2\05Morn): your a moron
HippoBreth (2\05Morn): i am
HippoBreth (2\05Morn): im a big moron
xIncogneto (2\06Morn): you need a life
HippoBreth (2\06Morn): yeah, i should get a life
xIncogneto (2\06Morn): you probably have a small penis so your affraid of real girls
HippoBreth (2\06Morn): thats cause i jaclk off too much
HippoBreth (2\06Morn): your obssesed with my penis
xIncogneto (2\07Morn): not much at all to be obssesed about
HippoBreth (2\07Morn): yeah, you got a point there....
xABO2000 (2\07Morn): do u need twesers to find it
HippoBreth (2\07Morn): yeah, you got a point there....
HippoBreth (2\07Morn): tweezers? something that strong?> ouch!
xABO2000 (2\08Morn): has anyone told you that your mom gives good head
HippoBreth (2\08Morn): i know she does!
xABO2000 (2\08Morn): shes not to bad of a fuck either
HippoBreth (2\08Morn): or she did
HippoBreth (2\08Morn): she wasnt
xABO2000 (2\08Morn): why does she give head to u too
HippoBreth (2\08Morn): ]shes dead
HippoBreth (2\08Morn): my brother gives great head
HippoBreth (2\09Morn): oooh yeah.
xABO2000 (2\09Morn): thats because i gave her a heart atake i fucked her dso good
HippoBreth (2\09Morn): no its cause her drug dealer killed her
HippoBreth (2\09Morn): my brother dresses like a girl, you might not have known
xIncogneto (2\10Morn): i know, he borrows the dresses from u
HippoBreth (2\10Morn): yeah and he never returns them!!! it drives me nuts!
xIncogneto (2\10Morn): you mom is a real good fuck
HippoBreth (2\11Morn): you are one of those necrofeliac types or something?? I think thats disgusting
xIncogneto (2\11Morn): tell you dad to stop asking me to fuck him in the ass, he says dick is too small so hes sick of you
HippoBreth (2\12Morn): so is the x for a black cult, a straight edge cult, or an alternative cult, or do you just like x's?
xIncogneto (2\12Morn): why necrofeliac, thats the only chance you will ever have
HippoBreth (2\12Morn): its still disgusting, i wont do it
HippoBreth (2\12Morn): i wont sell out
xIncogneto (2\12Morn): no its the "X Fuck HippoBreth's Mom in the Ass Cult"
HippoBreth (2\13Morn): coool!!!!!
HippoBreth (2\13Morn): but shes dead
xIncogneto (2\13Morn): if you dont believe in that i guess you eill never get laid
HippoBreth (2\13Morn): rats. thats not funny
xIncogneto (2\13Morn): yea i told you because i fuck her sso good
xIncogneto (2\14Morn): i fucked her in the ass real good one night
HippoBreth (2\14Morn): no i told you her drug dealer killed her. I was in the trunk when it happond
xIncogneto (2\14Morn): no i was fuckin her in the ass and she couldnt handle it
xIncogneto (2\15Morn): only a faggot would name thereselfs fluffy
HippoBreth (2\15Morn): that was PROBABLY my brother
HippoBreth (2\15Morn): yeah, us faggot types are confusing
xIncogneto (2\16Morn): you like to think as yourselve as a faggot so you really must be one or contomplating it
HippoBreth (2\16Morn): its disgusting to fuck anuses. anuses are for shiting and bleeding only
xIncogneto (2\16Morn): but why do u take it in the anus
HippoBreth (2\17Morn): youll have to figure it out. you have an obsession of faggots so you must be really afraid that people will think your one or your really religious
HippoBreth (2\17Morn): thats a good question
HippoBreth (2\17Morn): i guess i shouldnt have started
HippoBreth (2\17Morn): once you start itys hard to stop
xIncogneto (2\17Morn): yea ok u know what your talking a bout
HippoBreth (2\18Morn): yeah, i dunno
xIncogneto (2\18Morn): FAGGOT!
xIncogneto (2\18Morn): FAGGOT!
xIncogneto (2\18Morn): FAGGOT!
xIncogneto (2\18Morn): FAGGOT!
xIncogneto (2\18Morn): FAGGOT!
xIncogneto (2\18Morn): FAGGOT!
xIncogneto (2\18Morn): FAGGOT!
xIncogneto (2\18Morn): FAGGOT!
xIncogneto (2\18Morn): FAGGOT!
xIncogneto (2\18Morn): FAGGOT!
xIncogneto (2\18Morn): FAGGOT!
xIncogneto (2\18Morn): FAGGOT!
xIncogneto (2\18Morn): FAGGOT!
HippoBreth (2\18Morn): i like how you only have one insult and it never works
HippoBreth (2\19Morn): ag, well im goin to sleep, so good night


1;7;99 4\30Nite
xABO2000 (4\30Nite): hello again, faggot

1;7;99 10\15Nite
xABO2000 (10\15Nite): what r u a fuckin loser, you never get off your computer
HippoBreth (10\15Nite): yeah cause im a fuckin loosre
xABO2000 (10\16Nite): you must be
xABO2000 (10\16Nite): is the computer your only friend
HippoBreth (10\16Nite): yeah i am, it is
HippoBreth (10\17Nite): happy elvis day
xABO2000 (10\17Nite): why dont you get off and get a life
HippoBreth (10\17Nite): cause im a looser
xABO2000 (10\17Nite): when can i meet you so i can punch you in the hgead
HippoBreth (10\17Nite): when ever you want
xABO2000 (10\17Nite): meet me now
HippoBreth (10\18Nite): no, not now
HippoBreth (10\18Nite): i just got home im not goin out again
xABO2000 (10\18Nite): where u goin, u have no life
HippoBreth (10\19Nite): some other guy wanted to punch me in the head so i met him
xABO2000 (10\21Nite): friends already drop u off
xABO2000 (10\22Nite): they found out how much of a loser they really are
HippoBreth (10\22Nite): yeah
xABO2000 (10\23Nite): lets meet
HippoBreth (10\23Nite): if you say so
xABO2000 (10\24Nite): lets go
HippoBreth (10\24Nite): ok
xABO2000 (10\24Nite): where
HippoBreth (10\24Nite): thayer
xABO2000 (10\24Nite): where
xABO2000 (10\24Nite): 7-11
xABO2000 (10\24Nite): cvs
HippoBreth (10\25Nite): theres no 7-11 on thayer stupid
HippoBreth (10\25Nite): CVS?
xABO2000 (10\25Nite): cvs ok
HippoBreth (10\25Nite): what?? you need to get tampons or sdomethinG
xABO2000 (10\25Nite): yea, to soal your blood up sfter i punch u in the head a few times
HippoBreth (10\26Nite): that was clever, you won that one
HippoBreth (10\26Nite): cvs is stupid
xABO2000 (10\26Nite): cvs it is then
HippoBreth (10\26Nite): ill be out side wings
xABO2000 (10\26Nite): ill be there in 15 min
HippoBreth (10\26Nite): midnight tomarrow
xABO2000 (10\27Nite): ok how do i know its u, or do i just look in the ally and see the faggot getting fucked up the ass, and that would be u
xABO2000 (10\27Nite): no now
HippoBreth (10\27Nite): yeah, just find me like that
HippoBreth (10\28Nite): you can go now but i wiont be there till tomarrow
HippoBreth (10\28Nite): i was just there you know, you should have been looking for me
xABO2000 (10\28Nite): come on u pussy, whats the matter, u dont want me to kick your face in
HippoBreth (10\28Nite): oh be quiet
HippoBreth (10\28Nite): you dont know what your talking about
xABO2000 (10\28Nite): then lets go pussy so i can
HippoBreth (10\29Nite): ill be there tomarrow at midnight
xABO2000 (10\29Nite): no i dont your right, so come meet me so i can show you ewhat im talking about
HippoBreth (10\29Nite): yeah, ill be there tomarrow
xABO2000 (10\31Nite): lets go meet me now
HippoBreth (10\32Nite): no, you can fuck me up the ass ad midnight tomarrow
xABO2000 (10\32Nite): yea ok faggot
HippoBreth (10\32Nite): ok sexy
xABO2000 (10\33Nite): kid, you dont even know who the fuck your fuckin with
HippoBreth (10\33Nite): kid, i dont care
xABO2000 (10\33Nite): i would keep your mouth shut
xABO2000 (10\33Nite): i go down there to gano street and kill you
HippoBreth (10\33Nite): if youi sat so
xABO2000 (10\34Nite): ok
xABO2000 (10\34Nite): ben garber
HippoBreth (10\34Nite): ok arty de costa
HippoBreth (10\34Nite): jr
xABO2000 (10\34Nite): fuck kind of name is that
xABO2000 (10\34Nite): who
xABO2000 (10\34Nite): no your name is ben
HippoBreth (10\35Nite): ok
xABO2000 (10\35Nite): ok ben
HippoBreth (10\35Nite): ok so?
xABO2000 (10\35Nite): then what the fuck you callin me
HippoBreth (10\35Nite): i called ya arty
HippoBreth (10\36Nite): oi sexy
xABO2000 (10\36Nite): no your name is ben not arty, what r u so retarted you doont know your own name
HippoBreth (10\36Nite): if ya say so
xincognet0 (10\42Nite): well faggot we goin to meet or not
xincognet0 (10\42Nite): stop wastoing my time
HippoBreth (10\42Nite): midnight tomarrow
xincognet0 (10\42Nite): no right now
HippoBreth (10\42Nite): ok than no deal see ya
xincognet0 (10\42Nite): ah your a pussy ben
xincognet0 (10\42Nite): see ya faggot


Ok, well thats it. He has IMed me at least 3 billion times since then. If you want to read some of the other times ill post it. But anyways, i'm gonna send this list out now. I edited the blurb at the bottom too, and i got rid of the store. Well, until next time, see ya later.

Love,
A Proud Blood Doner,
Lance Romañce


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