146: fEDERAL rOOsTeRS update!!!!!
1;25;99 7\19Nite
this mailing isn't funny. Yeah, i know i've told you a billion zhillion times that fEDERAL rOOsTeRS are coming back and are together again, but this time its for real!!! fEDERAL rOOsTeRS have all ready started recording, a new single was recorded just last night called "You May Be 13", and after years and years of procrastination, a full length album is in the works. The album will be the same as origional planned way back in 1995, its called "Couches In The Country", but its spelled "Cow Giz In The Cunt Tree".

WHO ARE fEDERAL rOOsTeRS???? For those of you unaware, its my old band from the first half of high school. Founded by myself, along with Tyler Edwards on bass and Geo Leonard on drums, gradualy expanded to include maybe 16 people or so, collectively. Well, the band isnt so big right now, its down to just one member, the band's founder: myself. Last night i went in and i laid down drums, vocals, bass and guitar for a new rock n roll tune called "You May Be 13" and its pure rooster. Over the next few weeks, including tonite, i will be recording more songs, from old fEDERAL rOOsTeRS classics, through random songs i've written since, to new songs written just for this new album. Here is a list of just some of the songs you can expect to find on the new album:

A Tribute To OJ Simpson
The Fire Drill Song
fEDERAL rOOsTeRS Theme
The Water Song
Monster Mash
Sexy Bowler Girl
Carolina
The Crustation Song
You May Be 13
Dead Man Trapped In A Living Man's Body
Magic Fingers
Ellos Y Nosotros
and many others (expect a LOT).......

THE ALBUM WILL BE FREE!!!!!!!
Thats right!!!!! No charge!!!! No shipping!!! No handling!!!! Free Free Free!!!! However, formast availability is uncirten. Hopes are currently for a CD pressing AND, naturay a good old vinal pressing. The vinal prssing will contain extra songs. Though that is just hopeful. The album will NOT be released on cassette, if i can help it. You will have to tape it your damn self. The album will also be available in MP3 format as it is recorded. I have no idea when i will be able to release the solid coppies. But in the end, its free!!! you dont pay a dime!

LIVE SHOWS!!!!!
Um, don't expect many. I will put together live shows if i can, but not much, as the other members of the band are now all over the place. However, when guitarist Geo Leonard returns from England some time in the spring, i will bring this up with him. There might be some live shows then. But don't expect much!!!

LETTERS!!!!!
The first letter is from organist Leon, the gu with the viking hat, of Yat, Dude:

Dear Lance,
I'm afraid you spelled Carnegie Hall incorrectly. As you may be aware, I
attend a University with the same name.
Love,
Leon

Dear Leon,
Aye, you got me. I mispelled. I'm sorry.
Love,
Lance

The 2nd letter is from list member Kristen S. of Jogging, Trail:

Ben,

I just wanted to let you know that spelling things the way they sound is

not bad at all. Life woulld be much easier without all of those damn silent

letters at the beginnings of words....Psychology my ass!


We've got armadillos in our trousers, it's really quite frightening.

Sincerely,

Kristen S.

Dear Kristen S.
Psychology my ass???? Armadillos in your trousers??? Boy, does that bring back memories.
Love,
Lance

Anyways, thats it for now. This hasnt been much more than a fEDERAL rOOsTeRS update. Anyways, anyone who would like an MP3 of "You May Be 13" let me know and i'll send it to you.

Love,
the inventer of the cherry awful awful,
MC 900 Foot Yoshiva
this mailing isn't funny. Yeah, i know i've told you a billion zhillion times that fEDERAL rOOsTeRS are coming back and are together again, but this time its for real!!! fEDERAL rOOsTeRS have all ready started recording, a new single was recorded just last night called "You May Be 13", and after years and years of procrastination, a full length album is in the works. The album will be the same as origional planned way back in 1995, its called "Couches In The Country", but its spelled "Cow Giz In The Cunt Tree".

WHO ARE fEDERAL rOOsTeRS???? For those of you unaware, its my old band from the first half of high school. Founded by myself, along with Tyler Edwards on bass and Geo Leonard on drums, gradualy expanded to include maybe 16 people or so, collectively. Well, the band isnt so big right now, its down to just one member, the band's founder: myself. Last night i went in and i laid down drums, vocals, bass and guitar for a new rock n roll tune called "You May Be 13" and its pure rooster. Over the next few weeks, including tonite, i will be recording more songs, from old fEDERAL rOOsTeRS classics, through random songs i've written since, to new songs written just for this new album. Here is a list of just some of the songs you can expect to find on the new album:

A Tribute To OJ Simpson
The Fire Drill Song
fEDERAL rOOsTeRS Theme
The Water Song
Monster Mash
Sexy Bowler Girl
Carolina
The Crustation Song
You May Be 13
Dead Man Trapped In A Living Man's Body
Magic Fingers
Ellos Y Nosotros
and many others (expect a LOT).......

THE ALBUM WILL BE FREE!!!!!!!
Thats right!!!!! No charge!!!! No shipping!!! No handling!!!! Free Free Free!!!! However, formast availability is uncirten. Hopes are currently for a CD pressing AND, naturay a good old vinal pressing. The vinal prssing will contain extra songs. Though that is just hopeful. The album will NOT be released on cassette, if i can help it. You will have to tape it your damn self. The album will also be available in MP3 format as it is recorded. I have no idea when i will be able to release the solid coppies. But in the end, its free!!! you dont pay a dime!

LIVE SHOWS!!!!!
Um, don't expect many. I will put together live shows if i can, but not much, as the other members of the band are now all over the place. However, when guitarist Geo Leonard returns from England some time in the spring, i will bring this up with him. There might be some live shows then. But don't expect much!!!

LETTERS!!!!!
The first letter is from organist Leon, the gu with the viking hat, of Yat, Dude:

Dear Lance,
I'm afraid you spelled Carnegie Hall incorrectly. As you may be aware, I
attend a University with the same name.
Love,
Leon

Dear Leon,
Aye, you got me. I mispelled. I'm sorry.
Love,
Lance

The 2nd letter is from list member Kristen S. of Jogging, Trail:

Ben,
I just wanted to let you know that spelling things the way they sound is
not bad at all. Life woulld be much easier without all of those damn silent
letters at the beginnings of words....Psychology my ass!

We've got armadillos in our trousers, it's really quite frightening.
Sincerely,
Kristen S.

Dear Kristen S.
Psychology my ass???? Armadillos in your trousers??? Boy, does that bring back memories.
Love,
Lance

Anyways, thats it for now. Send in more mail!!! This hasnt been much more than a fEDERAL rOOsTeRS update. Anyways, anyone who would like an MP3 of "You May Be 13" let me know and i'll send it to you. And send in some more mail!!!!

Love,
the inventer of the cherry awful awful,
MC 900 Foot Yoshiva



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