115: The Death Of A Highly Anticipated War Hero
9/25/98 12:08 PM

Hi every one!!! Its fur-eye day!!!! That means tomarrows sat turd ay.

So last night i go to star market. On my way out, i saw man go up to a lady and say "give me your purse, and so she gave it to him and ran. I shouted "dont take her purse" and he took out a gun and shot my eyes off. So if you notice that I can't see trhat is why. But i fought the guy and i cut him in half witha deadly laser beam from another planet and i got the lady's purse back. She gave me a kiss and called me superman and invided me over to her house for dinner. Anyways, the moral of the story is that fighting is cool because chicks dig scars.

I would like to welcome a NOTHER new list member: Ariela L. Ariela is the girl in Starship Troopers that star ship troopers was based on. She wasnt IN starship troopers, the movie is just based on part of her life. If you havent seen Starship Troopers, go rent it and you will learn a lot more about Ariela L. I know what your thinking "i dont want to see starship troopers." No, your wrong. The main reason you want to see Starship Troopers is cause there are brests in it. Anyways, write in some letters and find some more new members.

I gotta sen d my shots out this week to listmember All,ison J. because she was elected the sophomore class senator of coastal carolina university, and mandy gantt, the bitch who stole my boy friend, is also the sophomore class senator for coastal carolina university. They fight a lot about power and power struggles. They had a strong victory and are very happy. Also to Dick Marrow T. because he sent me a package witha real stupid video. Stupid videos are cool.

Well, now. White Zombie broke up. But the bassist is now in a surf band!!! Surf music is cool. Fuck yeah.

Dudes. Cool.


Ok, well, i have 2 letters in this issue, both from the notoious J.E.R.R.Y.So here you go. Read them, and i reply at the bottom.

Dear Ben, if you want me to reply that badly, fine.
I know you take you mailing ist seriously, and I respect that, so for
that reason, AND THAT REASON ONLY, I will begin this letter by apologizing
for taking the names off of your e-mail. (even though it was sent to my
computer and I legally have every right in the world to sent mail to those
names) But that's besides the point...This is your list and you do put a
lot of work into it, so I do apologize. I am quite busy and was simply
attempting to save time. I meant no harm or misuse, so once again I am
sorry.

However, the way you reacted was far from approriate. First of all, I
often times compliment you Ben (if you don't believe me Emmanuel can
support this claim) I have often told people, both those who have heard of
you and those who haven't, how amazing you are with music and computers.
I had a very high impression of you, and in fact got into a few fights
with an ex-girlfriend of mine simply because she said she hated you and I
was defending you. But I'm not looking for pitty, I just wanted you to
know that. Moving on.... I'd just like to give you two pieces of advice.
First of all, what you did was simply mean. You set out to hurt me, and
even though none of what you said was true ( and that fact that none of my
friends, EVEN LIST MEMBER JENNIFER B. WHO YOU ACTUALLY CONTACTED MORE THAN
ONCE TO REMIND HER TO WRITE IN AND BAD MOUTH ME, wrote in) i was still
astonished at how evil you were being. Anyway, in today's day and age,
insulting someone like that could get you into a lot of trouble. Either
physical trouble or trouble with the law (for there is definatelly a good
case of over 50 counts of slander). I won't be doing anything like that,
or taking any action what-so-ever against you or anyone else for what they
said, but not every in the world would do that.

So go ahead Ben, take this letter and do what you will with it. choose to
send it to everyone, or use it to insult me even more than you already
have. I don't see why you enjoy that sooo much, but if you do, then go
ahead. In your eyes I have apparently wronged you thousands of times
over, so use this as a means of pay back to right the wrongs I have
committed against you.

I would however just like to say one thing to the people that responded to
Ben's letter about me. i am a real person, and as much as none of you may
care about me or my feelings, I do have them. I fuck up and offend people
sometimes, just like everyone does, but seldom do I have evil intent.
Perhaps you were just having a good time (either at my expense, or
thinking I wouldn't care), but the purpose of your responses were still
malicious. Perhaps (probably) you don't care how all this made me feel,
but I figured that since Ben was doing me this great favor of trying to
teach me to think (which he states many times he is doing) that I could
return the favor and attempt to open everybody's eyes to the impact that
their actions (and not JUST mine) can have.

Finally, I would just like to adress two people in particular. First, i
would like to thank Jennifer B. for having the maturity and compasion to
not write in, even though Ben urged in numerous times in both public and
private forums. Secondly, i just want to say something to Shannon A.
Shannon, when I saw you the other day and said hello to you (at the
convension center) I was really happy I did that. I'm not at all happy
about the fact that you and I stopped being friends and even though I
personally never knew what people were saying to you or why they were
saying it, I apologize. I thought when we said hello that maybe it was a
way of putting shit behind us and still trying to be civil and friendly,
but perhaps I was wrong. Though I hope not.

Well Ben, here's the response you were looking for. Although I am shocked
and very unhappy (and even a little hurt) about the way you acted, I once
again apologize for any injustice you feel I have commited against you. To
everyone else that I did not personally adress, I hope next time you are
in the position to prejudge and insult someone that you don't even know,
you'll think twice about doing it and about how you may be impacting them.

yours truly, Jerry


Dear Ben, if you want me to reply that badly, fine.
I know you take you mailing ist seriously, and I respect that, so for
that reason, AND THAT REASON ONLY, I will begin this letter by apologizing
for taking the names off of your e-mail. (even though it was sent to my
computer and I legally have every right in the world to sent mail to those
names) But that's besides the point...This is your list and you do put a
lot of work into it, so I do apologize. I am quite busy and was simply
attempting to save time. I meant no harm or misuse, so once again I am
sorry.

However, the way you reacted was far from approriate. First of all, I
often times compliment you Ben (if you don't believe me Emmanuel can
support this claim) I have often told people, both those who have heard of
you and those who haven't, how amazing you are with music and computers.
I had a very high impression of you, and in fact got into a few fights
with an ex-girlfriend of mine simply because she said she hated you and I
was defending you. BFrom: jerrystj@bu.edu (St. Jacques)
To: HevanScent@aol.com
Ben, one last thing.

If you choose not to mention this whole thing anymore, fine...But if you
do put my response in your next mailing...put the whole thing. I do have
everybody's e-mail adress and I simply ask that if you are going to send
my response to everyone, send the real one. I know you often times pick
only pieces of what people say (like when I say, if anyone is in Boston
and needs a place to stay just ask and they are more than welcome to sleep
in my room or a friends room, and you say I said I want people to sleep
with me) but I am requesting that you not do this. i simply want everyone
to read what I actually wrote. SO if you use the letter, use the whole
letter and nothing but what I wrote.

Thanks, for what I'm not sure, but thanks

J




My response:

Ok, Jerry. You are right, i did go over board, i was inn apropriate. But i stand by what i did. Jerry, you ARE the most egotisitical, selfish, and careless person i know. Jerry, your an asshole, and at that your a huge ass hole. You give people a lot of shit, and so now you gotta a whole lotta shit back. Don't give shit if you cant take it. Yes, I went over board. But you know what jerrry???? You go over board all the time. You brought it upon your self Jerry. If you were a nice guy this wouldnt have happond, but your an ass hole. Your just getting back what you give. And thats why i dont care that if i went over board cause thats exactly what you do. And what do you mean things are untrue???? You DID say on the train about the people sleeping with you. The reason I contact Jen B. cause how you treated her AND her sister is pure ass holeness, and i dont even get why she still talks to you after how youve treated her. Jerry, this isnt just about taking my mailing list names, this about you being an ass hole constantly. So now your at a new school in a new town where no body knows you. Take the chance to start over!!!! If you were a nice guy i bet theyd all really like you, but as long as your an ass hole your gonna have a tough time, and people are gonna shit on you just asa much as you shit on people. Take advantage of the new situation: Start being a nice guy, quit with the guilt trips, stop driving so recklasly, stop being so selfish and just start THINKING!!!!! Think for half a second before you do something, tyhink of the consequenbses andf think of how youyr making other people feel. You don't have to change, of corse. But i think things would work better for you if I did. Next time your about to do something that might piss some one off, remember what happond to you in my mailing list, cause they might do exactly the same, or worse!!!


And hats it for today. write in and find new members. Until next time, fuck yeah!!!!

Love,
your femanzi room mate,
Lance Romañce


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