111: Waitin For My Ya Ya, Uh Huh, Uh Huh
9/15/98 9:52 PM

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYooooooooooooooooooooo MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN. What the mutha fuck is up mutha fucka????? What the fuck is goin the fuck on????

I would like to introduce to all yall the newest member to the klan, Julie F. Julie is a Japanease Eskimo from cumberland. She lives at calvin and hobbes house, and it was part of the underground rail road. This is the truth!!! Her father was the inventer of the automobiele and the tampon. Anyways, find some new members.

So what the fuck is up??????? I dunno. One of my room mates desided to go to sleep at 8 30. What a fuck face, that texan bastard. My other room mate, Jason, is reading. I asked him if he wanted to go out and throw rocks at kids, but he said "no li dont want to. Id throw rocks at the river. But im settled anyways." What a dumb kid. I told him throwing rocks at the river was stupid, becauise the river doesnt say anything. He said the river says lots of things, just not in words. I told him to shut the fuck up cause he was being a moron.


Shit is not a sware word. I dont care what any body says, there is nothing wrong por dirty about the word shit, it doesnt hurt any one, it doesnt piss any one off (except the christian coalition) and it doesnt have any insulting meaning or religious meaning. Its just a word with nothing bad except a reputation. Its silly to call the word shit a sware word. So tell little kids "shit" and tell your mother "shit" cause it doint fuckin matter. There is no reason they cant say it on TV. There is no reason they cant say it in Kindigarten. Listmember Lani R, as a first grade teacher i promtley expect you to use the word shit in front of your students as much as possable.

Rocks rocks rocks. Here is a new song i wrote, its called Caroline, and its about a girl named Caroline. remember i own the righst so dont go turning it in to your english teacher saying you wrote it. Anyways, here it is:


oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, tampons
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, tampons

I have a friend named carolina
she sticks tampons imnto her vagina

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, tampons
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, tampons

she uses tampons when ever she menstrates
carolina likes to ovulate

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, tampons
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, tampons

(middle 8)
Carolina will always get her period
yeah she always will and yeah she always did
ever since puberty and until menopause
shes an experienced menstruater but she still has flaws

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, tampons
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, tampons

(solo)

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, tampons
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, tampons

Carolina menstrates every month or so.
Caralina has a good menstral flow

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, tampons
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, tampons

(middle 8)
Carolina will always get her period
yeah she always will and yeah she always did
ever since puberty and until menopause
shes an experienced menstruater but she still has flaws

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, tampons
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, tampons

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, tampons
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, tampons

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, tampons
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, tampons caralina gets her period
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, tampons
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, tampons caralina gets her period (start fade) oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, tampons
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, tampons caralina gets her period oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, tampons
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, tampons caralina gets her period


Letters:

Thje first letter this week is from Lance R. of OooLa, La

Dear Lance,
How come you always flick me off?????? Im sick of it and it makes me sad. Do you flick me off cause you Hate me?
Love,
Lance

Dear Lance,
yes.
Love,
Lance

The second letter is from Nate D. of London, France.

could you please be a dear and change my email adress at the end ads
to Dolphai@yahoo.com instead of Powai? that would be super-d-duper!
-Natedhasadialtone

Dear Nate,
I'll do it later.
Love,
Lance

Remember to find new more members and send more letters, bioth using the instructions at the bottom.

So im sitting here, putting off my home work, lissening to surf music. The cool thing about surf music is that its all instumental, and none of the bands suck. Surf music is NOT the beach boys. The beach boys did hot rod and surf pop, they were too poppy to be surf. The only real surf they did was on the album "Surfin USA" and they didnt do any other real surf. But the fun thing about surf is that there are cirten songs that every surf bands cover, so you can go out and try to find different versions and compare them. Remember the opening song from Pulp Fiction??? It was on all the commercials and is the first song on the sound track. Thats one of the most covered surf songs ever, its called Miserlou and its by a guy named dick dale. I have the dick da;le version, a version dick dale did 30 years later, and 3 other versions, and they are all great. Thats jkust cool. As i said, there is no such thing as a shitty surf band. Another great song thats covered alot is a song called sleep walk, which you will probably know youve herd it before but cant place where. Well, you know that song from a carnival cruise comercial they showed every ten minutes back in 93/94. Its kind of a slow hawallin surf things, its a slow song, and its pretty cool. Its origionaly by Santo and Johnny, but they did the worst version of it. I really like the version by The Lively Ones. Its also on the new brian setzer orchestra album. But i dunno. I am lissening to the Lively Ones now. They're awsome!!! But i dunno. I recomend yoiu all get the pulp fiction soundtrack. Among other things, it has some GREAT surf music, ioncluding music by the Lively Ones, the Centurians and of corse dick dale, and some others. There is some fun non surf too, like kool and the gang, al green and chuck berry. Its the best soundtrack ever made. Anyways, i dunno. Have a nice day.


I gotta send a shot out to list member Bat M. cause today (tuseday) is her mutha fuckin birthday. Shes 16. And windows 98 sucks.

Anyways i guess thats it for today. Remember, find new members and write in some mutha fuckin letters. Until next time, find something to do. So long.

Love,
your friend Britney,
Lance Roamñce


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