109: ahhhhhhh!!!!!
9/11/98 7:37 PM
I just dropped a coke can and it exploded!!!!!!! Boom!!! It was closed and it fell on to the groud and all the sudden i here SHHHHHHHHHHHH and my pants are all wet but i didnt wet my pants and so i picked up the coke and i thought i was going to die but i didnt.


Anyways, how are you all. Im waitimng tpo see wether Ari G. will be coming to visit tonight or not. Will he????? Well, i dont know yet, but i do know this: 9 out of every 10 children die while playing with hand guns. And foot guns kill twice as many.

My classes are ok. There is some girl who is in my harmoney class who makes me sit next to her every day. So i do.

The first letter is from listmember Sean S. of Wally Wally Ding Dong:

I do not know the Knack, but I might be able to go, the only problem is a friend of mine is coming to visit and I do not know when he is leaving, I will get in touch with you.
-Sean

Dear Sean,
Please don't touch me. It would make me uncofertrable. Thanks for understanding, sweet cheeks.
Love,
Lance

the second letter is from Dave M. of MC, REN:

if you could be the best person in the world and send this to Rimagii instead.... I'll do that signing up thing soon
dave

Dear Dave,
I will do this for you but i will have to charge you a 10 dollar processing fee and in the mean time i will be in florida.
Love,
Lance

Ok, well write letters and get new list members because the instructions are at the bottom.

I now present you with my class schedual.

time: class: building: room

MONDAY:
9am: Ear Training 1: 150 Mass: M20
1pm: English Skills: BAC: A4
2pm: Intro To Music Technology: ?: F12

TUESDAY:
11am: Private Lesson: 1140 Boylston: D
2pm: Writing Skills: 150 Mass: M4

WEDNESDAY:
9am: Ear Training 1: 150 Mass: M20
10am: Harmony 1: Siscelian Church: SC3
1pm: English Skills: BAC: A4
2/3pm: Rhythm Section Ensamble: Uchida: 314

THURSDAY:
11am: Drum Lab 1: Uchida: 018
2pm: Writing Skills: 150 Mass: M4

FRIDAY:
9am: Ear Training 1: 150 Mass: M20
10am: Harmony 1: Siscelian Church: SC3
1pm: English Skills: BAC: A4


Anyways, im have to take a dump so im gonna go over to star bucks. That is the only thing i like about star bucks is you can take a shit for free.

Anyways, until next time, good bye.

Love,
the frog prince,
Lance Romañce


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