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231
Subj: A Few Words, As Well As A Concerto
Date: 6-17-2

230
Subj: Five Hot Years, And One Hot, Hot Anniversary
Date: 5-26-2

229
Subj: Happy Birthday, Lani!!!
Date: 4-30-2

228
Subj: Das Sterben Der Büffel
Date: 4-22-2

227
Subj: A Singing Mamogram For You
Date: 4-16-2

226
Subj: Toot!! Toot!! Mambo Train!!!
Date: 4-5-2

225
Subj: Spring Is Here!!! (Though To Me Its Still September)
Date: 3-31-2

224
Subj: I Have A Confetti To Make
Date: 3-25-2

223
Subj: Touch Me, I'm Sick
Date: 3-12-2

222
Subj: Let's Go to The Grocery Store And Sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide Down The Isles
Date: 3-6-2

221
Subj: Lance Romañce: Diversity At Work
Date: 2-20-2

220
Subj: Abraham Lincoln's Birthday
Date: 2-12-2

219
Subj: Wheres The Baby Oil??? What Will I Do With Out It?
Date: 2-6-2

218
Subj: The Jupiter Mission
Date: 1-23-2

217
Subj: Flirting With Diarrhea
Date: 1-16-2

216
Subj: Clapping For The Wrong Reasons
Date: 1-13-2

215
Subj: Lord Of The Bracelets
Date: 1-6-2

214
Subj: Big Boobies For Breakfast
Date: 12-30-1

213
Subj: Big End Of The Year Gigantic Issue Extravaganza Special Issue!
Date: 12-29-1

212
Subj: Happy Holey Jeans
Date: 12-22-1

211
Subj: Clap If You Like Muppet Babies
Date: 12-13-1

210
Subj: Warning: Birthday! Warning: Birthday! Warning: Birthday! Warning: Birthday!
Date: 11-30-1

209
Subj: Lance's Generic Obsenities
Date: 11-26-1

208
Subj: An Evening of Teen Poppin'
Date: 11-25-1

207
Subj: Boogers: :sregooB
Date: 11-19-1

206
Subj: Pet Sounds
Date: 11-5-1

205
Subj: Hula Girls
Date: 10-29-1

204
Subj: Texan Imigrants and Hussies
Date: 10-12-1

203
Subj: Don't Tex With Mexas
Date: 10-01-1

202
Subj: No Fool Am I
Date: 8-22-1

201
Subj: Girl Teriyaki
Date: 7-19-1

200
Subj: My Very Own Bicentenial
Date: 5-26-1

199
Subj: Who's Got The Fever????? Who's Got The Plague!!!
Date: 5-16-1

198
Subj: Unevitable Truths: You Just Can't Avoid Them
Date: 4-27-1

197
Subj: Telly's Apdemdecdamy
Date: 4-23-1

196
Subj: Goodbye O-Town Part Two: Goodbye Austin
Date: 4-2-1

195
Subj: Goodbye O-Town: Part One
Date: 3-29-1

194
Subj: Love's Floridian Chapter
Date: 3-18-1

193
Subj: Lance Hits The High Way
Date: 3-12-1

192
Subj: Robotic Maids: Why Their Not Worth It
Date: 2-21-1

191
Subj: Children & Fire Crackers: Why I Love To Blow Up Children
Date: 2-11-1

190
Subj: Mashed Potatoes
Date: 2-3-1

189
Subj: Viva Lance Romañce
Date: 1-29-1

188
Subj: What Are you talking About, Groucho? That doesn't go there!
Date: 1-19-1

187
Subj: Lance Talks
Date: 1-4-1

186
Subj: Year Of The Space Oddisey
Date: 12-28-0

185
Subj: Rats! Not Another One Of My Birthdays!!! :-(
Date: 12-2-0

184
Subj: A Study of Blood And The Woman
Date: 11-26-0

183
Subj: Vote Nader
Date: 11-8-0

182
Subj: Return Of The Lance (now with 50% more romañce)
Date: 10-11-0

181
Subj: I Moved
Date: 6-23-0

180
Subj: Maddonna RIP
Date: 3-21-0

179
Subj: Sonnets Set To Mail Order
Date: 3-6-0

178
Subj: Killing Mrs. Doubtfire
Date: 2-24-0

177
Subj: Egg Salad
Date: 1-17-0

176
Subj: Bobbittism
Date: 12-26-99

175
Subj: Buzz White
Date: 12-22-99

174
Subj: Hitting On My Mom (and my birthday)
Date: 12-5-99

173
Subj: kjb;dlkjdfbljfeHJFALKJG/K/LJDFLK
Date: 10-8-99

172
Subj: Come See Me In Concert
Date: 9-29-99

171
Subj: Hangin With Mr. Cooper
Date: 9-21-99

170
Subj: Blair Witch Project vs My Labido
Date: 8-2-99

169
Subj: My Weekend At Woodstock (No Sleep Till Brooklyn )
Date: 7-28-99

168
Subj: Eyes Wide Shut: A Space Oddisy
Date: 7-19-99

167
Subj: Leaving Elton Street, I Am
Date: 6-27-99

166
Subj: Some Magic Johnson
Date: 6-6-99

165
Subj: i want to PARTY on your pussy
Date: 6-2-99

164
Subj: I Have A Concert Monday (Come See Me)
Date: 5-28-99

163
Subj: Two Year Anniversery
Date: 5-25-99

162
Subj: Spread You Ass And Fly
Date: 5-17-99

161
Subj: Devil Went Down To Georgia
Date: 5-13-99

160
Subj: Schools Out Forever
Date: 5-9-99

159-
Subj: Dig That Pop
Date: 5-1-99

158
Subj: I Hate Your List
Date: 4-28-99

157
Subj: Once Again Its On!!!!!
Date: 4-27-99

156
Subj: The Water Song
Date: 4-25-99

155
Subj: Getting Fired
Date: 4-19-99

154
Subj: today's new releases
Date: 4-15-99

153
Subj: done-a-rama
Date: 4-5-99

152
Subj: Hit Me, Baby, One More Time
Date: 3-8-99

151
Subj: Snow Day Balls
Date: 2-25-99

150
Subj: I've Made A CD!
Date: 2-22-99

149
Subj: Back To The Future
Date: 2-15-99

148
Subj: Oh Crap!
Date: 2-9-99

147
Subj: That Enema Was Fab!
Date: 2-2-99

146
Subj: fEDERAL rOOsTeRS update!!!!!
Date: 1-25-99

145
Subj: Tigers Are Eating My Face
Date: 1-23-99

144
Subj: Top Ten Movies Of 1998 (at the bottom)
Date: 1-17-99

143
Subj: BAck to School
Date: 1-12-99

142
Subj: Happy Elvis Day!!!
Date: 1-10-99

141
Subj: My Evaluation (by Jaffa Davies)
Date: 1-6-99

140
Subj: Lost Works
Date: 1-5-99

139
Subj: 6 Hours and Gotta Stay Hungry
Date: 12-31-98

138
Subj: Happy New Year!!!!
Date: 12-15-98

137
Subj: I Hate Room Mates
Date: 12-13-98

136
Subj: My Birthday Is Tomarrow
Date: 12-6-98

135
Subj: Yi
Date: 12-4-98

134
Subj: oooooooh!!!! me finger be bloody!
Date: 12-1-98

133
Subj: Tee Hee Hee Hee Wipe Out
Date: 11-28-98

132
Subj: Sexy + 17
Date: 11-25-98

131
Subj: The Ren And Stimpy Song
Date: 11-20-98

130
Subj: Nevermind The Bullocks
Date: 11-17-98

129
Subj: Arthur M DaCosta Jr
Date: 11-13-98

128
Subj: Its Trickey To Rock A Rhyme To Rock A Rhyme
Date: 11-13-98

127
Subj: One Month Till 19
Date: 11-7-98

126
Subj: King Of The Twang Guitar
Date: 11-5-98

125
Subj: No Mustard For Raul
Date: 10-31-98

124
Subj: The Lance Romace Mailing List
Date: 10-25-98

123
Subj: Tendonitus @ aol.com
Date: 10-25-98

122
Subj: The King Of The Surf Guitar
Date: 10-19-98

121
Subj: The Julie Issue
Date: 10-13-98

120
Subj: Happy Closed Day!!!!
Date: 10-11-98

119
Subj: Untitled 4
Date: 10-4-98

118
Subj: Pretty Fly For A White Guy
Date: 9-30-98

117
Subj: fuck work
Date: 9-26-98

116
Subj: and to a close
Date: 9-25-98

115
Subj: The Death Of A Highly Anticipated War Hero
Date: 9-25-98

114
Subj: Your Letters
Date: 9-22-98

113
Subj: Jerry: Portrait of a Moron
Date: 9-20-98

112
Subj: fuck the police!
Date: 9-17-98

111
Subj: Waitin For My Ya Ya, Uh Huh, Uh Huh
Date: 9-15-98

110
Subj: Re: I Hate Honkeys
Date: 9-14-98

109
Subj: ahhhhhhh!!!!!
Date: 9-11-98

108
Subj: I Hate Honkeys
Date: 9-6-98

107
Subj: IMPORTANT UPDATE
Date: 8-13-98

106
Subj: ooooo eeeeeee ooooooo
Date: 8-13-98

105
Subj: ooooo eeeeeee ooooooo
Date: 8-13-98

104
Subj: Clinton/Gore 96
Date: 8-6-98

103
Subj: Mama Said Knock You Out (HUH!)
Date: 8-3-98

102
Subj: I WON THE POWERBALL!!!!
Date: 7-29-98

101
Subj: Hello, Nazi
Date: 7-25-98

100
Subj: the GREATEST INVENTION EVER
Date: 7-21-98

99
Subj: Por Dana P.
Date: 7-19-98

98
Subj: Lance Is Leaving
Date: 7-5-98

97
Subj: get your kicks on route six (seakonk!)
Date: 7-1-98

96
Subj: good will slotnik
Date: 6-28-98

95
Subj: Jeepers, creepers... Where'd ya get those peepers?
Date: 6-26-98

94
Subj: IMPORTANT please read
Date: 6-19-98

93
Subj: hey kids
Date: 6-17-98

92
Subj: Letters
Date: 6-12-98

91
Subj: you're stupid!
Date: 6-12-98

90
Subj: i touched john lennon's sperm!!!!!!!
Date: 6-9-98

89
Subj: So you like it raunchy....
Date: 6-2-98

88
Subj: One Year and a Day Anniversary!!!!!!!
Date: 5-27-98

87
Subj: One Year and a Day Anniversary!!!!!!!
Date: 5-27-98

86
Subj: woops
Date: 5-21-98

85
Subj: The Herpee Herpee Shake
Date: 5-21-98

84
Subj: Theme From New Amsterdam, New Amsterdam
Date: 5-18-98

83
Subj: The Annuel Seatbelt Awards
Date: 5-14-98

82
Subj: Bjork Sucks
Date: 5-10-98

81
Subj: Top Ten Signs you Have A Bad Knee
Date: 5-9-98

80
Subj: Abba
Date: 5-2-98

79
Subj: Peddles
Date: 4-26-98

78
Subj: The 4the Mailing list ever
Date: 4-23-98

77
Subj: When Two Birds Make Three
Date: 4-17-98

76
Subj: Cranston Sucks
Date: 4-13-98

75
Subj: 80 Days With A Crusty Bum
Date: 4-7-98

74
Subj: Mike Tang Colan
Date: 4-4-98

73
Subj: I Ate A Vegan
Date: 4-1-98

72
Subj: Return From The Depths Of Washington D.C.
Date: 3-29-98

71
Subj: Mr Ben Goes To Washington
Date: 3-19-98

70
Subj: The Adventures of Dead People
Date: 3-15-98

69
Subj: Hey, Jughead!! Where are you?
Date: 3-12-98

68
Subj: From The Desk Of Dirk Diggler
Date: 3-8-98

67
Subj: Better Sweed Symphony
Date: 3-4-98

66
Subj: Special Issue
Date: 3-1-98

65
Subj: Ben Garber Died!!!!!!!
Date: 2-28-98

64
Subj: Letters
Date: 2-22-98

63
Subj: Rock Around The Cloke
Date: 2-20-98

62
Subj: Big Bolt Of Lightning (Very Very Frightning)
Date: 2-16-98

61
Subj: fake plastic shoes
Date: 2-13-98

60
Subj: Aruba, Jamaica
Date: 2-11-98

59
Subj: Febuary Made Me Shiver
Date: 2-8-98

58
Subj: Math Free
Date: 2-1-98

57
Subj: Hot Legs
Date: 1-26-98

56
Subj: Berklee (the letter has come)
Date: 1-17-98

55
Subj: I Lost My Head
Date: 1-1-98

54
Subj: Happy Ned Year!!!!
Date: 12-29-97

53
Subj: I Made You Out Of Clay
Date: 12-23-97

52
Subj: Woops!!!
Date: 12-19-97

51
Subj: This One's For The Children
Date: 12-19-97

50
Subj: Flight (With a bird of your own creation
Date: 12-11-97

49
Subj: Lord, Take This Make Up Off Of Me
Date: 12-9-97

48
Subj: BEn Garber, A Certified Human (except in massachusets)
Date: 12-6-97

47
Subj: Where is my scarf?
Date: 12-3-97

46
Subj: Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes
Date: 12-1-97

45
Subj: Bees with Large Stingers (beware)
Date: 11-25-97

44
Subj: Ben Garber Turns 50!!!
Date: 11-22-97

43
Subj: Oops! I forgot oatmeal!!
Date: 11-19-97

42
Subj: My new movie!
Date: 11-19-97

41
Subj: Hi everybody!
Date: 11-16-97

40
Subj: i want to be the girl with the most cake
Date: 11-10-97

39
Subj: Me And Bobby Butafuco
Date: 11-10-97

38
Subj: Elvis Doesn't Work Here
Date: 11-6-97

37
Subj: A Talking Cow?
Date: 11-2-97

36
Subj: XTC vs. MARKEY MARK
Date: 10-26-97

35
Subj: my MoViE
Date: 10-22-97

34
Subj: the whole wig wam is angry :-(
Date: 10-19-97

33
Subj: Arthritus Of The Gods
Date: 10-16-97

32
Subj: They Say Its Your Birthday
Date: 10-10-97

31
Subj: news to say "YAY!" about!
Date: 10-6-97

30
Subj: good morning philosophs
Date: 10-03-97

29
Subj: You Know That I Adore You
Date: 9-28-97

28
Subj: Thank You Fred
Date: 9-23-97

27
Subj: They Might Be Giant Fruity Pebbles (or something else in the snow)
Date: 9-18-97

26
Subj: Other Great Savings
Date: 9-14-97

25
Subj: A Tale Of Two Siamese Twins
Date: 9-5-97

24
MISSING!

23
Subj: Mother, should I build a wall?
Date: 9-2-97

22
Subj: This Ain't No Disco
Date: 8-29-97

21
Subj: Zippidy Doo Dah
Date: 8-19-97

20
Subj: Quick! Shortly!!
Date: 8-16-97

19
Subj: Welcome Back!! (have some crack)
Date: 8-10-97

18
Subj: Alice's Mailing
Date: 7-26-97

17
Subj: The Basement of the Damned
Date: 7-21-97

16
Subj: Weekend Off
Date: 7-12-97

15
Subj: So Long, i Didn't Like Your Menu
Date: 7-5-97

14
Subj: The List Of
Date: 7-3-97

13
Subj: the BEN GARBER list of mail
Date: 6-29-97

12
MISSING!

11
Subj: Color Me Redd
Date: 6-22-97

10
Subj: IMPORTANT UPDATE!!!
Date: 6-18-97

9
Subj: the Sam Hallowell mailling list
Date: 6-17+97

8
Subj: Know The Low Rider
Date: 6-15-97

7
Subj: Epiphone Special
Date: 6-10-97

6
Subj: the BEN GARBER mailing list
Date: 6-7-97

5
Subj: NOTICE!!!
Date: 6-3-97

4
Subj: 4th One
Date: 6-1-97

3
Subj: List Poll (please respond)
Date: 5-30-97

2
Subj: Le Mailing De Ben Garber
Date: 5-28-97

1
Subj: HI ALL
Date: 5-26-97

vrey special thanks to listmembers Val H. and Pete M. for helping me keep this archive as complete as possable