I told this joke at summer school in 1995, around the same time and place i performed Black Hole Song. The building no longer exists. I think that I told it to a girl named Beth. Its not a very funny a joke and it doesn't make sense, but I did make it up myself. I just liked how persistant i was and how unitrested was my audience. I actually edited it and changed the order to make it sound even worse.
What did thcow say to the cat?