I Like To Ejaculate

Well, see, when I was 17, I was in a band called Big Balloons. We were fronted by my friend Dave "Camel Cock" Nelson, as I he called himself. He was also in Lynchpin and Bradford Ave, i think was the name of his later band. He wrote a song called "Vagina," which was great. Then he eventually wrote a follow up called "Penis." Well, we recorded them that summer, which was my first producing gig. Just one mic and a regular old cassette deck. Soon after I wrote "I Like To Ejaculate"as the third song for this band, keeping with in the same theme.
Well, anyhoo, nothing much else happoned with that band. Our bassist was from Ohio and was just some one who was doing the same summer program as me. His name was Jonas. But Dave, out front man, went away to college that year, in Washington DC. At GW. I emailed him this song, and he started singing it to everybody. I visited him when that year when I went down to washington on a class trip. I met a bunch of people at his school. Everyone I met, I gave them a differnt name, such as Mark or Tom. I gave them "Fuck Work" Stickers, and told them I was transferring to GW next year. "Oh yeah from where?" they would say. "Harvard," I'd tell them, and they would laugh, until I told them "because the people there are too snotty i just want something different." Then they thought i was serious and said "See you next year." I had a good time.

So I recorded this song for the album. Nothing special. I don't know what Dave's version sounded MUCH different. I sung it for my once, and it was nothing like I had imagined. It was pretty good.

Anyhoo, see you later, good night.


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