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Name: Lance Romañce
Instant Message: HippoBreth
Birthday: 12-7-79
Things I like To Get On My Birthday: Money and a date.
Birthplace: Women & Infants Hospital, Providence, RI
Siblings: none
sound guy
Favorite Foods: Pizza, lamb, asorted beef, pizza, artichokes, steamed dumplings, blueberries, cheese, turkey, mashed potatos, Indian food, milk shakes/ice cream, soft chicken tacos, baby corns, lucky charms
Foods I Hate: seafood
Favorite Colors: green, gang green, army green, glow in the dark green, pepto bismal
Instruments I Play: bass and minimoog
Instruments I Hate: Hippy styled hermonicas, too many samples
Favorite Section Of The Newspaper: Police Reports
Pets: None
Animals I Would Like To Have As Pets: Tiger, cat, elephant, kangaroo, girl raised in woods
Favorite Ice Cream: cookies n cream, strawberry, coffee heath, oatmeal cookie, cookie dough
Favorite Candy: good n plenty, twizlers, candy corn, jelly bellys, butter scotch, reeses
Favorite Cerials: Lucky Charms, Rice Krispie Treats, rice cerials with brown sugar
Favorite Cars: 59 cadilac el dorado convertible with tail fins and a CB radio that flys, batmobile, dodge ram that flys, lincoln continental that flies, lincoln town car with hovering mechanisam, 50s oldsmobieles that flies, oscar mayer wienermobiel that flies, an ford club wagon that flies, fork lift that glows in the dark, a Woody that surfs, hover craft, battle tank, armored car, elephant back, horse back, horse n buggy, rolls royce that cries
Cars I Hate: SUVs (even flying ones), BMWs, Marcedes, New Volvos, PT Cruisers,
Shoe Size: 12
Favorite Holiday: Leap Day
Favorite Bodily Fluid: Pus
Collections: I collect records. I hate digital anything, which includes digital sounds, which includes CDs. As a result I have a huge record collection which is around 5,000 records strong. Though its so disorganized and spread out (various locations), that its really impossable, and probably not worth while, to count.
Favorite Books: Harpo Speaks," by Harpo Marx, "Be My Baby" by Ronnie Spector, "The Complete Farside" by Gary Larson," All Them Calvin & Hobbes books, Charles Panati's books, "101 Elephant Jokes" compiled by Robert Blake, "Catcher In The Rye" J.D. Salenger, "The Little Giant Book Of True Ghost Stories" Myers, Rau & Macklin, Calvin & Hobbes series by Bill Watterson, "The Billboard Book of Top 40 Albums" Joel Whitburn, "The Billboard Book of Top 40 Hits" Joel Whitburn, "Whinnie The Pooh" by A.A. Milne, "The I Love Elvis Cookbook" Elizabeth Wolf-Cohen, "Are You Hungry Tonite?" Brenda Arlene Butler, "Price Guide To Guns" R.L. Wilson,
Living Arrangement: I live in a 1 room loft in Brooklyn, often with a girl named Louise.
What Do You Think About Ouija Boards: it depends on who's hands are on it
What's On Your Mouse Pad: None. I have one of them track ball things.
Favorite Board Game: Mad Magazine Game, clue
Favorite Magazines: Mad (Before AOL owned it), Time Out New York
Favorite Smells: fire, roasted nuts
Smells I Hate: Perfume, fish (particularly tuna), mayonaise
What Is The First Thing You Think When You Wake In The Morning: "vodka"
Roller Coasters - Scary Or Exciting: I've really come to enjoy them as of late.
Chocolate Or Vanilla?: vanilla
Star Trek or Star Wars: Star Trek
Favorite Member of Oingo Boingo: Danny Elfman
Do You Like To Drive?: Never learned how.
Do You Sleep With A Stuffed Animal?: nay
Storms - Cool Or Scary? awsome, no matter how scarry.
What Type Was Your First Car? i don't know
If You Could Meet One Person Dead Or Alive: Me. I've always wanted to meet me with out being me.
Favorite Alcoholic Drink: luksosowa
What Is Your Zodiac Sign: sagatariousousousous
If You Could Have Any Job You Wanted, What Would It Be?: lazy. I'd really like to own a bar. And eventually run for president, and win.
If You Could Dye Your Hair Any Color, What Would It Be?: something that glows in the dark
What Is On Your Walls In Your Room? i have the scheduale for a movie theater I like. Its whats one the walls of my bathroom that have become interesting, you should stop by some time and shit here.
Is The Glass Half Empty Or Half Full?: its both
Are You A Lefty, Righty, Or Ambidextrous?: Right, alright?
Do You Type With Your Fingers On The Right Keys?: i type with my pointer sister fingers.
What's Under Your Bed?: the floor. I got a futon, its on the loft upstairs
Favorite Card Game: Uno, Blackjack
Little Known Talent You Possess: i can fart with my eye
Hight: 5'10"
Weight: 170-189 (i fluxuate a lot cause I don't have a steady diet, but i LOVE food)
Hair: Curley Blonde
Eyes: I think they are still blue
Pant size: 34 or 35
Vision: 20/20 the last I heard, but I think its starting to go... Ow!!! What was that?
Fears: Dogs, Airplanes, Rejection, Digital, Not getting to go back in time ever
Favorite Kids Cartoons: Popeye, Little Lulu, Chip N Dale, Charlie Brown, Jetsons
Favorite Video Games: Pac-Man, Ms. Pac-Man, Super Mario Bros. 2, Burger-Time, Bart Vs. The Space Mutants, Lode Runner 3-D, Game Boy Tetris, Mario Kart, Double Dragon
Favorite Cable Channels: TV Land, and (ugh) vh1... (i also hate vh1)
Favorite Actors: Troy Maclure, Michael Keaton, Christopher Watkin, Michael J Fox, Don Rickles, Dick Van Dyke, Lauren Bacall, Charlie Chaplin, Harpo Marx Gene Wilder
Actors I Hate: Kelsey Grammer, Courtney Love,, Ben Afleck
Favorite Movies: Taxi Driver, Hair Spray (John Waters), The Birds, The Rocketeer, Superman I & II, Dumbo, The Jetsons Meet The Flinstones, Back To The Future I, Bonnie And Clyde, Casino, The Shining, Goodfellas, Home Alone, Dances With Wolves, Hair Spray, King Kong (original), 101 Dalmations, Wizard Of Oz, Who Framed Roger Rabit, Batman (1989), The Blob, Day The Earth Stood Still, Hi-De-Ho, Modern Times
Movies I Hate: Austin Powers, Reality Bites, Empire Records, Buddy Holly Story, Matrix, Fight Club, Cider House Rules, The New Planet of the Apes
Favorite Directors: Woody Allen, Martin Scorsese, Tim Burton, Alfred Hitchcock, Walt Disney, Charlie Chaplin
Favorite Composers: Bernard Herman, Tchkovsky, Danny Elfman
Favorite TV Shows: 60 Minutes, The Arsenio Hall Show, Perfect Strangers, Family Matters, Dick Van Dyke Show, Quantum Leap, Alf, Simpsons, David Letterman, Celeberty Jeopardy, The Cosby Show, Bevis & Butt-head, Family Guy, Andy Griffith Show, Married With Children, The Honeymooner, Cheers, Disneyland
TV Shows I Hate: Fraisure, Yes Dear, all those shows with the obnoxious men who watch sports and are stupid, X-Files, Jay Leno, Sirviver, Friends, Mad About You, anything on NBC, All those, all the dramas, The Reality Shows (except cops), and those new game shows, sports
Favorite Bands: Beach Boys, Link Wray, Nirvana, Les Paul & Mary Ford, Ronettes, Bobbettes, The Sparkletone, Nat 'King' Coles
Bands I Hate: Dave Mathews, Metallica, Blues Traveler, The Who, Simon & Garfunkl, Miles Davis, Uncle Kracker, Elton John, Queen, Rush, U2, John Mayer, Ben Harper
Favorite Songs:
"Monster Mash" by Bobby "Boris" Picket, "Road Runnah," By The Pyramids, "Come-a Come-a" by The Bobbettes, "Ben" by Michael Jackson, "White Christmas" by The Drifters, "Juke Joint Johnny" by Red Sovine, "Love Hurts" by The Everly Bros, Most Beach Boys Songs, Bunch of Ronettes Songs, "Surf Rider," by The Lively Ones, "Little April Showers," From Bambi
Favorite Albums: Pulp Fiction Soundtrack, "Surfin' USA" by Beach Boys, "Sons Of The P" by.Digital Underground, "Thriller" by Michael Jackson, "Pet Sounds" by Beach Boys, "Last Splash" by Breeders, "All Alone" by Frank Sinatra, "Built For Speed" by Stray Cats, "The Mearle Travis Guitar" by Mearle Travis, "Bleach" by Nirvana, "Abbey Rd." by The Beatles, "Presenting the Fabulous Ronettes Featuring Veronica" by Ronettes, "My Boyfriend's Back" by The Angels, "Starday Records Presents Tennessee Guitar" by Various Artists, "Roots Of The Grateful Dead" by Various Artists, Bambi Soundtrack, Charlie Brown Christmas
Favorite Guitarists: Les Paul, Mearle Travis, Joe Maphis, Eddie Angel, Billy Byrd, Dick Dale, Arthur "Guitar Boogie" Smith, Joe Bennett, Merle Travis, Les Paul
Guitarists I Hate: Dave Navarou, Dave Mathews
Favorite Singers: Nat "King" Cole, Ricky Nelson, Bing Crosby, Kurt Cobain, Michael Jackson, Mary Ford, Mike Love, The 12 year old from the Sparckletones, The Angels, Arlene Smith, Ronnie Spector, Reather Dixon
Singers I Hate: Robert Plant, Jim Morrison, Dave Matthews, Axl Rose
Favorite Rappers: Humpty Hump, Shock G, Young MC, Steady B
Favorite Record Producers: Brian Wilson, Nick Vinet, Phil Spector, Quincy Jones, Les Paul, Steve Albini, Jeff Lynn
Favorite Record Lables:
Sun, Star Day, Decca, Sundazed

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